hahhaah personaly… who am i?
Did I tell you germs that my dad sent me a text while I was in Chicago that said “Go back to that novelty shop you took me to and get me those clown shoes” … bc that’s real life… my real life.. So, I had to go to this tiny store in boystown called ‘BEATNIX’ and buy my father clown shoes.
Why, you ask?? Because he wanted to wear them TO WORK and then he wanted to wear them ON THE GOLF COURSE and then? he wanted to wear them to STARBUCKS. So, he did. and he thought it was the funniest thing. During Christmas my dad mysteriously disappeared for about 15 minutes and came back to pass out presents WEARING CLOWN SHOES. This is my father, yall. It was the funniest thing.
Honest to cheese, you guys, this was the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my entire life ever. I miss my family, I love my family, I love giving people stuff, I love traveling, I love Chicago, I love not wearing a jacket on Dec 26th (in SC), I love being with the people I care most about for extended amounts of time… I love a whole buncha shit, you know?
Well, here we are, gaybeans. Here we are at the end of 2011, and what a year it has been, you know? Beyonce got pregnant, Rebecca Black sang a song about Fridays, I can now get married in my home state, and Google+ solidified its place as the stupidest thing on the planet.
Also, we visited thousands of your amazing heads all down the east coast, raised enough money to help us work on Everyone Is Gay full-time, and are planning a 2012 full of incredible, crazy and hilarious things, AND I AM SO EXCITED.
In all honesty, it has been an incredible year, and so much in part to you all and your support of us and all of our antics. That all said, I wish to leave you with this piece of art to bring your 2012:
Happy, Happy New Year.