Can I say ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA’ without sounding like a DICK?
if so, HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
if not, o.
Anyway, literally you have to say ‘i left some stuff at your house and I’d like it back. thanks’… Try to be the BIGGERMAN and not be a total bitch, even though I’m sure all you want to do is be like ‘hey, i dont want to talk to you, but i do want my strap-on’
Just be real, don’t be conniving and rude and bitchy and childish bc its easy and fun. Say what you mean ‘you have this thing, i want it back.’
that’s it, simple. YES IT IS GOING TO BE WEIRD, BUT IT ISN’T LIKE YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH HER ALL THE TIME. Get your shit back, you know?
This should be a lesson to all of you out there who use sex toys: DON’T LEAVE THEM AT OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES. I mean, I understand as much as the next guy that you don’t want to be shlepping your harnesses across town every day, but like, you guys. Unless it is impossible for you to have fun toys at both locations slash sex without toys sometimes, you should really try to keep close to that shit…at least for the first six months of getting to know someone.
Dannnielle is right, Strapless, you have to just be a grown-up and contact the girl for the goods. Whether you prefer to call her or send an email, just BE NICE. Be honest about the fact that you know she probably doesn’t want to hear from you, and apologize for dragging yourself back into her life for the moment, and then explain that you just want to get your things back and you are happy to do that in any way that makes her comfortable (ie: she wants to meet for coffee, fine; she wants to leave a box on the stoop and not see your face, also fine).
If she won’t return your calls or emails, you are going to have to make the decision to either take a strap-on to small claims court, or just suck it up, let it go, and start a fund for a new Low Rider Model #76.
Do yourself a favor, and remain a grown-up during the whole process. If she meets you at Starbucks and shoves your dildo into your Venti Green Tea, calmly take it out, wrap it a napkin, thank her, and exit.