September 2011
27 posts
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"Two straight girl friends keep going to lesbian...
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Dannielle Says:
I meannnn, I would prolly go with them and gauge their intentions. YOU GUYS, i’ve never had more fun in my life then when I was dancing to pussycat dolls one minute and the next minute making up hand motions to carrie underwood…. #lesbianbars
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with straighties enjoying themselves at gay...
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"It's not gay-related or anything, but I AM SO...
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Dannielle Says:
The only way to deal with your brother’s wet willies is to SEEK REVENGE.
List of Ideas: 1. put pudding in his shoes
2. squeeze all of his toothpaste out and fill the tube with air…replace with pudding
3. flick his nipple
4. back up his iTunes on an external harddrive and then delete all his songs off his computer so he...
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"I know that it's wrong to doubt the validity of...
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Dannielle Says:
OH. MAN. At first, when I read this, I thought about the people I knew once who said shit like “she’s not EVEN GAY, i can TELL” and it’s always kind of gotten under my skin, because the fact of the matter is, everyone goes through life/experiences/figuringshitout differently.
HOWEVER BEFORE I GET TO THAT, your...
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"I went to my state's pride parade today and felt...
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Dannielle Says:
I love this question and also hate it bc it makes me really sad but also makes me really angry. It makes me angry bc FOR SOME REASON you feel like it’s ‘wrong’ to be ‘in the closet’ which it ISN’T. Also, it makes me feel sad bc everyone deserves to be at pride! Whether you’re in-the-closet,...
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"When my girlfriend gets depressed, she generally...
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Dannielle Says:
Liiiisten, just because someone is going through a hard time doesn’t mean they can mistreat you…I’m pretty sure I heard that on 90210.
Seriously though, when I first read this I was like ‘shit son this is really hard’ bc I def get it, you love her, you need her, you want her to be happy, when things are...
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Personal Post Paturday
Kristin & Dannielle Say:
You guys. This past week has been the most incredible week in our Everyone Is Gay history.
We traveled to four schools in five days; Drew University on Monday, Manhattanville College on Wednesday, Wilkes University on Thursday, and Sarah Lawrence College yesterday. At each school we spoke for about 45 minutes on both the history of our website and our efforts and...
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"Why is it so difficult for social networks like...
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Dannielle Says:
You know, I have no clue. It seems like this should be on the forefront of their brains, right? It’s been such a huge issue for such a long time and it seems like Facebook would rather put a blue square in the corner of the screen to alert you when they think news is EXCITING…instead of actually trying to curb...
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"Can lesbians check out attractive men and notice...
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Dannielle Says:
You know who’s totally dreamy? THIS GUY You know who else is totally dreamy? THIS GUY You know who else else is totally dreamy? THIS GUY You know who else else else is totally dreamy? THIS LADY
Humans are pretty, you guys, we see people as people. Once we figure out we like one gender a little more than another we have this thing...
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TUESDAY* NEWSDAY! #TEWSDAY
OH HEY LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, TUES RHYMES WITH NEWS AND SO HERE WE ARE…
New Item #1: We have a new website!!
Doesn’t it look pretty?
It was all designed and made pretty and made possible to be clicked and stuff by KRISTINE THUNE, who is literally the most incredible human being on earth! Over the next few weeks all of the various pages will be integrated into the new design so...
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"My cat died last month and I still haven't gotten...
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Dannielle Says:
OMG IF JANET DIED I WOULD BE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR YEARS.
SERIOUSLY. Losing a pet is like losing a best friend who never got mad at you. One time my dad and I had a conversation about how our dog was getting older and maybe we should get a puppy to keep him young and also so my dad won’t be as lonely when our dog was...
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"I'm straight, but damn sick of homophobia. At my...
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Dannielle Says:
AMEN SISTER.
The thing I’ve learned via life and knowing ignorant people is THIS:
You can rarely get through to them.
I don’t agree in fighting fire with fire, I think it’s the opposite of productive. If someone is yelling at you, and you yell back at them the argument doesn’t end, they don’t...
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"So, my girlfriend kind of keeps weird secrets...
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Dannielle Says:
IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE’S LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IN ONE OF THEM SHE IS A SOCIOPATHIC MURDERER…
but I could be wrong.
The only time I’ve dated someone where they were like “I can’t tell you the whole story, but I will one day” I was like ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS THE STORY’ and it made me...
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"My girlfriend and I started using roleplay during...
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Dannielle Says:
Liiiiiiisten, all I want to do i life is play ‘Iago’ in Othello and play ‘Mark’ in Rent and play ‘Jamie’ in The Last Five Years…. Those are all boy parts, and I want to play them…but I also don’t want to be a boy…
I mean, i KNOW SEXI ROLE PLAYING IS DIFF FROM BEING IN A...
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"Hey guys! So I'm a senior in high school, and the...
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Dannielle Says:
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR A REASON TO SAY THE FOLLOWING:
ICE. CREAM. SOCIAL. ICECREAMSOCIAL.
Ok, now that that’s out of the way. I would do stuff that isn’t all about being ‘gay’ and ‘out and proud’ bc I PERSONALLY think the people who need a GSA the most, are the people who are scared...
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"So...I wanna come see you guys on tour but I...
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Dannielle Says:
FIRST AND FOREMOST — Don’t think that you have to talk about being gay to have a relationship with your mom. It’s super fucking hard for her, the same way it was super fucking hard for you. And honestly, I don’t know why being a giant gaywad has to be the topic of convo, you know!?!? Get back to a place where you...
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"I have a friend who's making me miserable. She's...
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Dannielle Says:
HERE IS THE THING ABOUT PEOPLE.
We all go through really tough shit, all of us. Your friend, Exhaust-o, is no different from anyone else. I know, it’s hard bc she’s like ‘I NEED YOU I NEED YOU I NEED YOU I’M GOING THROUGH THIS’ and you’re like ‘well, i’m her friend, she needs me,...
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Personal Post HolyF*ckWeLeaveForTourSoSoonDay
Due to the possible simultaneous brain explosions of Kristin and Dannielle, they have decided to draft up their last will and testaments, and since they don’t have lawyers, they’re just posting them here…
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"...so im the new kid at school and this girl...
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Dannielle Says:
OH GOD.
I have a friend who was becoming friends with a new couple at work and they asked her to hang out and eat vegetarian food and she was like ‘OH YEA LOL YAAYY’ and then they were like ‘WE’RE SO GLAD YOU’RE VEG TOO’ and she’s like ‘OH HAHA I KNOW RIGHT’ and they’re all...
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"Any tips for focusing in a boring class when you...
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Dannielle Says:
Now, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PROBLEM.
I would START by passing a note that says ‘can you plz stop being so pretty, it’s distracting’ THAT IS STEP ONE.
Step two is to try and figure out all the really terrible things about this girl, she prolly farts a lot, and has really smelly feet, and if you cut her face in half i...
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"When is the right time to buy my first sex toy......
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Dannielle Says:
uuuhhhh… whenever you feel like it??
I have no clue.
I’m assuming if you want to buy one, you should go buy one. AND KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO IN PUBLIC… the internet you guys. I mean, if you live at home with your ‘rents, it could be SUPES awkward, but like if you’re away at...
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"I just ended an unhealthy relationship with the...
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Dannielle Says:
Alright folks, here’s what’s up. She’s like ‘its cool i wanna be friends’ but what she’s thinking is ‘i’m still in love with you and i keep it cool, maybe you’ll finally fall in love with me too’
Now, it’s SUPER COMPLICATED, bc you can’t tell her she’s...
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Dannielle Says:
I’m going to tell you all a story of the worst shit that ever happened to me recently.
Now, I’m fucking terrified of bugs…I have ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION cried bc of a water bug/palmettobug/fuckyouguysitlookslikearoach…
The other day, i’m at work right? And I’m in the bathroom, doing my bathroom thing, on the toilet. when all of sudden...
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"When is a good time in a relationship to say 'i...
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Dannielle Says:
This is a toughie bc like i remember telling my boyfriend in high school that i loved him and i wanted to marry him over ICQ (it’s like AIM or GCHAT for all you TINY PEOPLE), even though we had only been dating for 1 week and we couldn’t speak to each other in real life and I’m pretty sure we only dated for a solid...
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