January 2012
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"is it okay to drink alone? my friends give me...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I don’t know that there is a yes or no answer to this quesh.
If you were my friend and you were like ‘yea, i have a glass of brandy every night when i get home’ I’d be like ‘…why is that something you need to do?’ bc I HATE alcohol and think it’s stupid and generally dislike anytime...
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"I met my girlfriend on a dating website. I never...
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Dannielle Says:
You should just tell them the truth, because let me tell you how the conversation will go
Friend: How’d you meet TILDA? You: uhhhh…actually…we met online Friend: OMG SERIOUSLY, what site did you use? You: okcupid Friend: is that the gay one? You: well, i mean, there ARE gay people, but it’s not like SPECIFICALLY...
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WatchPersonal Post Canada(y)!!!
Dannielle Says:
LOOK YOU GUYS. WE’Z ON TV!!
Thank you New.Music.Live. and MuchMusic and Liz Trinnear!!
Kristin Says:
ABOOT!
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"My girlfriend is a blanket, pillow and stuffed...
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Dannielle Says:
1. Wake her up everytime she steals something and tell her she’s stealing.
2. Put your cold feet on her warm back when she’s asleep.
3. Write her a really long a dramatic letter about how it’s not going to work between you two because she’s so selfish and possessive and you want to be able to sleep with other...
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"I've always loved babies, but lately I've become...
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Dannielle Says:
You guys, remember in JUNO when she got pregnant? It’s like THAT COULD NEVER BE ME… and it’s soooo depressing. I mean, no, it’s not depressing bc like, if I got accidentally pregnant right now my life would be totally different and I would cry all the time bc I would be pregnant and wanting to drink pickle juice...
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"Is it weird to Want to be androgynous? I like...
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Dannielle Says:
Not at all.
There are soooo many people sitting at their computers right now wishing they could feel the way you feel. Or at least, understand their feelings and that it’s okay to feel that way. Lots of us sit in our own skin for years and years and can’t figure out exactly what makes us comfortable, but YOU, YOU LUCKY...
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"Why doesn't she love me anymore?"
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Dannielle Says:
I don’t know.
And it’s totally possible that she doesn’t know either. Which puts you in an even shittier position and I’m sorry. It’s like Taylor Swift says “People are people and sometimes it doesn’t work out”…it’s the truth you guys, and it’s the saddest and worst truth...
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"Is it lame to sleep with stuffed animals if...
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Dannielle Says:
hell to the nah.
You know what? The teddy bear that i sleep with every single night I got in 2004. Yall, I wasn’t EVEN a kid back then. My ass was a freshman in college and my boyfriend was like ‘hey girl hey i gotchu a teddy bear and a taebo DVD for valentines day’ and I was like ‘fuck yea you did, here’s...
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Gay as Fuck by Mike Doughty, the third song off THE GAYEST COMPILATION EVER MADE and this week only, you can DL this hot piece (GayAsFuck) for only TWO BONES (that’s what the flinstones used instead of dollars)!
Single HERE
Compilation HERE
Also, Mike has a book and it’s really effing good, so if you wanna get down on that do it HERE.
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"I'm a straight actor, playing a lesbian, is there...
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Dannielle Says:
Whatever you do, DON’T PLAY A LESBIAN.
There is nothing more frustrating that watching someone try to ‘act gay.’
You are an actor playing the role of a human. This is 100% about the type of person your character is and not who she is boning. Maybe she is a little more ‘masculine’ than you are on a daily...
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"When there is a lesbian couple but one is dressed...
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Dannielle Says:
The other day i wore a tie bc I was TRYING to be a boy.
Then I was listening to Nicki Minaj bc I was TRYING TO BE BLACK.
After that I was eating some tacos bc I JUST WANT TO BE MEXICAN.
No, ANONYMOUS, that is not how it works. We are not programmed at birth with tunnel vision. And we are not stereotypes of what you believe to be true....
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"My girlfriend brings up people she has dated...
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Dannielle Says:
Uhm. I would be annoyed as SHIT if I were you…sooo yo feelings = justified.
I would literally be like ‘why do you bring up your exes so much?” and when her response is something like “whyy does it bother you? we’re still friends” I would say “yea, it does bother me bc i feel like you’re...
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WatchHappy Sunday, gaybeans!! Here is the second song from The Gayest Compilation Ever Made, brought to you by Jenny Owen Youngs. From now ‘til next Sunday, just $2 for the single.
You know you wanna!
everyoneisgay.bandcamp.com
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PERSONAL POST PATURDAY
Dannielle Says:
So, our fridge broke.
Which meant we called our landlord, then we had to call greg (he’s the fixer of things) and greg brought us a new fridge. BUT HERE’S THE THING, he also left our old fridge in our apartment for a week…sooooooo
I unplugged it (maybe i wasn’t supposed to do that) so it started to leak. So, by the time greg and his friend come over to...
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"How do I play mind games with the ex that dumped...
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Dannielle Says:
-_________________-
y’all piss me off sometimes.
Kristin Says:
ohhhh boyyyy…
calm down, sallynonymous.
here’s a tip: the best way to play mind games with your ex is to not play mind games with your ex.
ex will be all like, ‘WAIT ONE MINUTE, I JUST LEFT SOMEONE WHO IS A GROWN-UP AND WHO DOESN’T NEED TO...
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"I'm going to a bachelorette party in South Beach...
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Dannielle Says:
I do NOT for the LIFE OF ME understand WHYYYYy girls run around in t-shirts with check off lists on them, wearing cheaply made veils, and chewing on penis-shaped-white-chocolate-candies-on-a-stick…and my lord do they YELLL. Those are the screaminest girls I’ve ever seen/heard….
HOWEVER, I do want to say this:
If my...
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"How do you feel about arguments? Or getting mad...
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Dannielle Says:
I mean. I hate them.
I understand little meaningless bickering after you’ve been dating someone for a long time, but having legit fights and getting mad all the time is super unhealthy in my opinion.
I meannnnnnn, I guess I’m different from a lot of people, but the only relationship I’ve ever been in where I was...
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"Is it really worth it coming out in high school?...
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Dannielle Says:
Damn this is tough.
If I was in this position when I was in high school I absolutely would not have said anything. When I was in high school, I was shy, awkward, confused and scared. Coming out would have just added to the fear and I would have felt completely isolated REGARDLESS of how my fellow scholars reacted. They could look me in...
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WatchHello! Happy Sunday! This here is the first song on our recently released digital album, “The Gayest Compilation Ever Made”. It is called Everyone Is Gay (except for me) and is by the lovely and talented Bess Rogers. Enjoy!
ALSO, for this week only, the song will be available as a single for $2 on Bandcamp.
BLAMO.
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Personal Post Paturday
Dannielle Says:
You guys, it was 16 degrees two days ago…and now it’s 52 degrees.
And…some people don’t believe in global warming.
When I was in high school and we were learning about global warming and what not I remember seeing cans of aerosol spray…so for a REALLY LONG TIME, i was convinced that hair spray was the only thing that caused Global...
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"I was wondering what your thoughts are on how...
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Dannielle Says:
There is a difference between feeling independent and being independent. I don’t have to do something by myself once a week and hang out without my boo twice a week and go on an adventure by my lonesome in order to FEEL independent. HOWEVER, these might be some things that you think define how one might BE independent.
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WatchFirst webcast of 2012. BLAM.
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"You guys talk often about not having to define or...
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Dannielle Says:
I think the most important thing to realize is that you don’t have to make people understand. It’s kind of impossible to MAKE anyone understand anything. Much less make them understand something they don’t even have to face, you know?
Explaining to my mom that sexuality is a fluid would be worthless. She has trouble...
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"My cat is pregnant and is going to give birth...
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Dannielle Says:
1. hahahhahahahahahahahahh #sick
2. I’m wondering if you’re like, british, and you know how they say ‘bird’ when they mean hottie/babe, like…what if you’re saying ‘cat’ and you mean wife… you know?
CULTURAL DIFFERENCES.
If this is legit about your cat, I want you to know I GET...
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"Is it okay to cry in front of your girlfriend?"
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Dannielle Says:
Is. It. OKAY?!?!?!
It’s practically required. You guys…
Okay not required, but like if you’re so close to someone that you tell them all your things in your life and they know your secrets and they hold you when you go to sleep and you feel your deep feelings around them then eventually, one day, when shit gets...
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