March 2012
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"How can I be brave?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Wanna know who has two thumbs and isn’t brave at all? THIS GUY *points to self with thumbs*
I never was brave or confident or strong or knowledgable of what I wanted. All of those things can make for a big scary stew of confusion. I didn’t all of a sudden wake up one morning and feel awesome, it took time.
I think you...
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"My past relationships have been with girls with...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
OOOH SET UP DATE NIGHTS!!
I know what you mean, you get home, you cuddle, you eat pizza and watch Grey’s Anatomy, you bone, you go to sleep. IT’S JUST LIFE
however… I think that if once every other day you make dinner and make a point to sit at the table and talk about how your days were, how your life is, when you...
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"How do you compare attraction vs....
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Attraction: I have a boner.
Attractiveness: I could understand how someone might get a boner.
Kristin Says:
Yup.
#boner #otherboner #boom
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"My girlfriend prioritizes everything over...
Question Submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
YALL. I know we say to talk about everything all the time and you’re probably so over hearing it, BUT SRSLY THO… talk to her
HERE’S THE THING ABOUT THIS TALX THO. Realize that she is already doing the things in her mind that prove to you that she loves you. Saying things like ‘it doesn’t seem like you care...
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WatchSeeing The Forest For The Trees (a rap about cats) - Krannielle
This is the final song on THE GAYEST COMPILATION EVER MADE
We spent countless hours (2 hours) in the recording studio (kristin’s bedroom) creating this masterpiece. We used the most technologically advanced equipment (breakoutband.com) and worked hard to bring you the best song we could. Here it is folks….
GET IT FOR...
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"I finally got up the courage to tell my parents I...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
First of all, going to a therapist is RIDICULOUSLY COMMON. 95% of the people i know in real life go to therapy and prolly a whole bunch of people i dont know also go to therapy.
I think telling her over chat is totally fine and i think you don’t have to take it too seriously. I recommend calling your therapist CAPITAN POTATO so...
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"how does the L word compare to real life?"
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Dannielle Says:
uh…. i mean, in college it was pretty much real life… All the friends in the group all dated each others exes and we all stayed best friends and all got together and watched the L Word together and lol’d about how awkward it all was. There was totally one place where we all hung out and most of us worked together…...
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"I think I'd rather be lesbian then bi, I'm not...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION. I don’t think it’s weird, AT ALL. I think if you’re attracted to whoever and you think to yourself ‘ya know what i wanna just only date ladies right now’ you should hike up your skort and stand strong next to your decision. (you guys, remember skorts?) I think it’s great that...
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"I can NEVER wake up in the mornings. Ever. If I...
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Dannielle Says:
LISTEN ONE TIME I HAD A FRIEND WHO HAD A MILD FORM OF NARCOLEPSY AND SHE COULDN’T WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS. SHE WOULD SLEEP TIL LIKE 4PM IF SHE DIDN’T TAKE HER MEDS AT NIGHT, BUT IF SHE DID TAKE HER MEDS SHE’D BE FINE.
whew. Sorry I yelled that whole thing.
That probably isn’t the case, but like it maybe could be...
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WatchSuper Fucking Gay (stay gay) - Lelia Broussard
wooohoooo!! This song makes us LOL plus Lelia is the BEES KNEES, so like take advantage of this week, where you can get the track for ONLY TWO DOLLARS
or if you want the whole kit-n-kaboodle BUY IT HERE!!
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"How do I respond to the comment, 'How do you know...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
To a straight girl: “How do you know you’re straight, you’ve never had a girlfriend?” To a straight boy: “How do you know you’re straight, you’ve never had a boyfriend?”
Certain words may vary based on someones gender/sexual orientation… You get the gist of how to do this right???
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"Can you get STDS if you have sex and both of you...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
My first instinct was to be like ‘nah you cool’ but you guys, that’s not even true at all. Especially knowing how much some parents freak out about talking sexitimes with their youngins… It is totally possible that you contracted something from your mama’s jiney when you were being birthed and she never...
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"im still in the closet and i was wondering how to...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Liiiiiiiiiiisten. I know you’re in a room full of girls taking their clothes off, but just remember that a most girls with their clothes off are just as lame as they are with their clothes on. YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN?! It’s not like you have a crush on them all, and even if you do have a crush on one or two of ‘em, it’s...
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"How can I work up the courage to kiss the girl I...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I would probably scream “THREE - TWO - ONE” and then barrel my face into hers, ya know? If you do a count down, she’ll be like ‘wha’ and then you smash your face into hers and if it doesn’t work out you’ll both be LOLing so hard nothing will matter… plus that makes for a damn good story.
OH...
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WatchGood morning and happy daylight savings times, gay-pumpkins. This week only, “Everybody’zzzzz Gay” by the handsome, hilarious and talented Greg Laswell is only $2 for a download.
That is FIVE z’s people. We just counted.
Check out the rest of The Gayest Compilation Ever Made over heeeere!
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"I recently got out of a bad relationship. How do...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Oh man. This is hard. I was once in a relationship that made me feel terrible about myself and once that finally ended it took me a couple of years to feel totally awesome about me again. I think the first place to start is be okay with feeling bad about yourself. I don’t think there is any danger in feeling terrible, but I do...
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Personal Post Phursday*
*Hey y’all. We are switching our Your Stories and Personal Post days in light of the response from yesterday’s KONY video post.
Dannielle Says:
OH OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY YEA OKAY.
Y’all piss me off sometimes. Riddle me this:
If you have the opportunity to use your voice as a way to change someone’s world for the better, why wouldn’t you?
I do think you should know...
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"I joke about my gender a lot with my close...
-Question submitted by dinosaurwings
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Dannielle Says:
You can switch the way you feel about your gender at least 90million times before you totally figure it out. Just today I was in a conversation with a TransMan who said not even two years ago he was dressing as feminine as possible because he wanted to fit in and wanted to feel like a girl. WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE. Wanting to feel...
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"I'm dating this girl who's incredible, she's...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I don’t think you’re shallow. There are a lot of pieces in a relationship and attraction can be a huge part of it. I’ve definitely been in a place before where I was like ‘wow, this girl is awesome but i dont think she’s that cute’ and sometimes everything was awesome and it didn’t matter at all...
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Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice for dealing with the death of a loved one? My dad's getting sicker, and we know that these might be our last few days/weeks/months with him. Help?
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WatchIt’s Sunday** and that means that, through this week, you can download Charlene Kaye’s single, “I’d Go Gay (For Tina Fey)” from The Gayest Compilation Ever Made for $2!
BLAM. SUNDAYS.** FUNDAYS. BOOM.
**whoops. this was supposed to post yestderdayyy but california is one day behind so…*
*untrue. we just messed up. SORRY.
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Personal Post Paturday
Dannielle Says:
I had THE WORST SLEEP OF MY LIFE the other night. We were in a rinky dink hotel in the middle of nowhere and I was in my very own bed. I didn’t want to put my pillow on the not-so-trustworthy sheets, so I slept on the hotel pillow…which was THE WORST. So I was in and out of sleep all night, freezing cold and then… I HAD THE SCARIEST DREAM OF ALL TIME. (see below...
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"So, I came out to my mother about 8 months ago....
-Question submitted by nerdlock
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Dannielle Says:
I think what it means is this… She supports you, she loves you, she wants to talk to you, but she has no idea how.
If I were you, the next time your mom says ‘i do think Ellen and Portia seem real happy and Ellen is so funny’ I would say “Yea, I hope I find a girl who makes me laugh as much as ellen probably makes...
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