April 2012
35 posts
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"Being in emotionally tumultuous adolescence is...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: If I had a dollar for every time I was convinced I liked someone just because they liked me… WE’D ALL BE RICH. If I had another dollar for every time I thought I liked someone just because I wanted to make-out with their facemouths WE’D ALL BE EVEN RICHER. And if I had a dollar for every time I legit liked someone with...
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: omg what happened to personal post paturday?
Apr 28th
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"how do i not feel bad about not getting into a...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I’m one of those people who believes whole-heartedly that everything happens for a reason. I believe in fate, I believe shit happens and it makes us feel AWFUL and then years and years later we think to ourselves ‘wow, i’m glad i did that bc it put me where I am today’  You’re allowed to feel bad. We have...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
107 notes
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Apr 25th
144 notes
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"How I do ask the girl I'm seeing to be my...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  “Ey girl, I’m about to change my relaysh status on Facebook, you want summa this?” or “we dating or what? facebook wants to know” or “Look I asked a question on everyoneisgay.com and they answered it!” show her your computer and open your eyes real wide and stare at her until she’s...
Apr 25th
155 notes
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"I feel like everyone hates me. What are some of...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  OMG everyone does not hate u.  I mean, I guess it’s totally possible that someone does hate you, but it takes SO MUCH ENERGY to actively hate someone! If you are being hated, it just means that you’ve won bc that person can’t stop thinking about you… but for real you guys… I think we all feel SUPER...
Apr 24th
71 notes
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
104 notes
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"I lost the love of my life and now I see him...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: OMG this is literally the worst. Can I be totally honest and tell you that trying to be strong is almost worthless in this scenario? I remember being in college and seeing the first girl I ever had strong feelings for holding hands with her new girlfriend and it basically made me want to die inside every single time I saw them. I...
Apr 20th
93 notes
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Apr 19th
81 notes
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"what is love? what does it feel like?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: It feels like pooping out cupcakes… basically… give or take.  Love… it’s so different for every human. i mean, on the one hand, it feels like having a best friend in the world who also is a good maker-outer and makes you giggle so hard you wanna punch ‘em. On the other hand, it feels like having an...
Apr 18th
215 notes
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Apr 17th
1,110 notes
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"My girlfriend and I are going vegan for a week....
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: Oreos are vegan… Chips and Salsa is vegan… Hummus is vegan… French Fries are vegan… UUGGHHH listen. I was vegan for a year. I really really really liked it. A big reason that I loved it, though, was bc I love to cook and I love to learn new recipes and it made me feel really really good. Don’t do it just cuz your booboo is doing...
Apr 17th
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"What should I be doing while I'm still in my...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: Living your life to the fullest, dude. THE FULLEST. Here’s the thing about your 20s (or 30s or 40s) it all depends on where you are in life, BUT CHANCES ARE now is a great time to do all the things you dream about in your head, but seem impossible. If there are 15 different cities you want to live in.. do it. Get dumb ole jobs to pay...
Apr 16th
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Details for KONY Letter Writing Below! →
Hello humans! As mentioned last week (of which you can read more about by clicking the above link) we will be gathering on Friday, April 20 to write letters to government officials regarding Joseph Kony and the LRA. You are also more than welcome to join us and write letters to Invisible Children, whether you agree with or are opposed to their efforts. Whichever your passion, here are the...
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
560 notes
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"Do all gay people love cats?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: I’m not friends with gay people who DON’T love cats… so they don’t count. Kristin Says:
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
154 notes
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"My son came out to me 2 years ago at 12. As his...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  Kids and Teens are a lot like Grown ass ladies** in that, they never want to be told what to do. Anytime my dad gives me business advice i’m like ‘WE’RE ALREADY DOING THAT’ or ‘YEA BUT WE’RE DIFFERENT’ or ‘YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT’ … that’s...
Apr 11th
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Winner of our NEW TOTALLY AWESOME STICKER! →
Hey, congrats to LeQueensDirtyMistress - you won a pack of five awesome color stickers with a gay goose #gayse #goosey so please email us your address to info [at] everyoneisgay [dot] com! If you want to get your own gay goose sticker, head here!
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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"My best friend is best friends with someone else....
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: Welp, it looks like we have two options. You either talk to her, or you don’t. HERE ARE THE BENEFITS OF TALKING TO HER: She might not realize she’s leaving you out. Maybe there was one time where you were like ‘nah i gotta study’ and she took that as you have to study all the times. MAYBE she gets distracted and other friend is just...
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
36 notes
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"I mistook a girl for a guy in a shop recently,...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: ON BEHALF OF ALL GIRLS WHO GET MISTAKEN FOR BOYS I WOULD LIKE TO RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR GUILT. There you go. We cool? It happens. It happens a lot. It happens TO ME a lot. I hate it, it makes me so uncomfortable, but I NEVER EVER EVER am pissed off at the person that does it. Usually it’s like “Sir?” and I approach the counter and...
Apr 9th
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PEASTER PASSOVER PWINNNERRR(s)
Hey dudes. You all did SUCH A GREAT JOB, and we have an official winner! Congrats to the lovely Maeve got us all ten posts only TWENTYSIX minutes after we announced the contest. We have no idea how that is even possible, but perhaps Maeve is a computer. Also, we chose three of you to also get some extra goodies just because… just because you’re all cute and we wish we could give you...
Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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"My mom is convinced I'm not ready for sex. I...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  Honestly, we all have so many different emotions that mean so many different things, it’s difficult for me to know what to tell you.  I know people who have had bunches of sexi with bunches of people and they are completely and totally emotionally stable. They are cool, calm, collected, successful, have the ability to recognize...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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WE'RE LOOKING FOR SUMMER INTERNS, YOU GUYS
The internship is a part-time position 3 days per week, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4 - 5 hours a day with flexible scheduling between 10am and 6pm. The internship is unpaid, applicants will receive college credit! Projects + Responsibilities include but are not limited to: -Reaching out to press contacts and developing/maintaing our database. -Creating and researching new/innovative...
Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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"I have been with my boyfriend 3 years.. Any cute...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  1. Line the hallway with teddy bears.  2. Ask on the JumboTron at a KNICKS game.  3. Plan a cute vacation and don’t propose while you’re there, but when you get home be like ‘oh yea btw, will you be my man-wife’ 4. Use the term ‘man-wife’ 5. Tie the ring to the collar of someone else’s dog...
Apr 4th
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If you have a conversation with a girl (who you...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I mean, yes, she absolutely wants to be impregnated with your seed. #omgsick I vote you start a conversation with “So, now that we have a baby on the way….” and then ask her to coffee. OR YOU COULD SAY “I know you said no for Rue, so can we name our baby Primrose or you know someone with that name too?...
Apr 3rd
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"My girlfriend is transferring to the University...
Dannielle Says:  Here is the thing. You’ve already decided in your brain that you will absolutely not be happy if you’re in Miami. So, if you move to Miami… you will be unhappy. You know? A few things I want you to consider. FIRST AND FOREMOST, you do not have to give up your entire life to be with the person you love. Even if you do decide to suck it up and spend some time in...
Apr 2nd
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Personal Post Pundurday
Dannielle Says:  y’all are a bunch’a’dummies. Kristin Says: APRIL FOOLS.
Apr 1st
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