August 2012
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"How do I care less about what other people think...
-Question submitted by phoenixphilanthropy2
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Dannielle Says:
I would love to give you a list of things to do in order to NOT care, but it would be a list of total bullshit because we all care. We all care way too much. So, first step, let go of that whole ‘if only i could just NOT CARE’ thing bc even people who are really loud and obnoxious about how much they ‘dont...
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everyone is gay: I get really jealous really... →
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I think you have to just stop and rationalize with yourself. I mean, when it comes down to it you can’t (SLASH shouldn’t want to) control everything your boyf does and everyone your boyf talks to. SO, when he’s talking to someone and you’re like ‘WHY IS HE TALKING TO HER HE WOULDN’T TALK TO HER IF HE DIDN’T LIKE HER’ … Think to yourself...
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I get really jealous really easily. Whenever my bf...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I think you have to just stop and rationalize with yourself. I mean, when it comes down to it you can’t (SLASH shouldn’t want to) control everything your boyf does and everyone your boyf talks to. SO, when he’s talking to someone and you’re like ‘WHY IS HE TALKING TO HER HE WOULDN’T TALK TO HER IF HE...
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"What are some good, out of the box date ideas?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Picnics are super fun. AND IT’S COOL BECAUSE you can do them anywhere, drive to somewhere an hour away that’s pretty or cool or super weird and pop your trunk open, take a seat and enjoy the view.
Drive-in movies. You guys, they don’t really exist anymore, but my friend in THE OC #dontworryaboutit just opened one...
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Hello and Welcome to The End of the World.
Attn: California
Below you will find a list of items that you should acquire, so that you can outlast all of the other f*cking idiots on the planet.
Please begin by finding/buying/stealing a small backpack, preferably waterproof. Use it to hold your supplies.
LIST OF SURVIVING TOOLS:
1. two small flashlights. 2. gum. because, it’s good. 3. madlibs. for boredom when everyone else is...
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"Every year I'm like 'I should join the GSA!' and...
Question submitted by anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
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Join the GSA and do stuff… THAT WAS EASY.
But seriously you guys. At the very first meeting (usually the most popular) raise your hand and give them some suggestions. No one is gonna be mad at you for having good ideas. Literally sit there let them say all the stupid-boring-not-doin-anything-stuff they’re gonna say...
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"What state could I find the most lesbians?...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Probably California.
Kristin Says:
The state of Brooklyn.
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I am a gay lady and my bff is a gay guy. The two...
Question submitted by anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I mean… you’re kind of wrong.
If you guys are texting each other or gchatting or just hanging out by yourself in your apartment and calling each other names, fine, do what you want. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, you have no idea what the people around you have been through or are going through. It doesn’t matter if the friends who...
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One of my best friends is a Winston Whineypants &...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
omg… I totally had this exact situation happen to my very self when I was in my early twenties (you guys i’m still in my twenties but i wanted to sound wise)…
I wasn’t very emotional savvy quite yet so I dealt with it in the worst possible way. I slowly but surely stopped hanging out with that person and things...
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"how do you get strong?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
It happens a tiny bit at a time. It’s like that song that Leighton Meester covered for that movie, COUNTRY STRONG. It’s called ‘a little bit stronger’ … my first suggestion is that you memorize that song and sing along VERY LOUDLY in your room… My second suggestion is that you try very, very hard to...
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So, I'm looking for advice/tips on how to become...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Concentrate on when the breaths are taken. You know the words to the song, but what REALLY makes it good is if your breathing at the same time, bc like… just look at Kristin doing Kelly Clarkson #lol they breathe at exactly the same time and THAT MY FRIENDS, is what makes it an awesome sync.
Kristin Says:
1. If you are reading...
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"My mum has recently told me she is gay, its only...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Step One: CALM… DOWN…
You guys, why do people think that being gay means you want to bone every human of the same sex. Nothing pisses me off more than people assuming I have a crush on someone bc that someone happens to have a vadge. FOR REAL THO? You legit think your mom is gay and now she’s going to prey on all of...
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Next week will be my very first time at a bar, so...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
hahahahaahahahhahahahaha.
It’s funny that you trust me to answer this.
Be yourself, shoot some hoops and show off your skills. Wear axe body spray and dance with your friends. LET THE LADIES COME TO YOU.
Kristin Says:
“Shoot some hoops.” -Dannielle Owens-Reid
I have one piece of advice, and I am going to narrate...
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"Is it normal to be 19 and to have never had a gf?...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Omg you’re not a loser. We actually have a large stack of these questions in our inbox. People who are 16, 20, 23, 28, 950, etc and all are afraid they’re giant losers because they haven’t ever had a relationship… YOU GUYS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE. To be honest, I have a ton of friends who have relationships...
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"WHAT DO I DO WHEN SHE IS JUST MOVING TOO FAST??"
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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DANNIELLE SAYS:
TELL HER TO SLOW DOWN OR ELSE.
I’m serious, I mean don’t yell it or type it in all caps, but yea, you need to have a talkie with her… Talkie is actually a movie where the actors talk… soooo… thats a history lesson within advice.
SAY THIS: ‘hey i wanna slow this down because i actually REALLY like...
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"I'm in the army and really stressed lately. They...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Everyone deals with stress differently and no one is a normal people… SO LIKE… The way I deal with stress is by taking care of myself. When I’m super stressed out, it’s 50,000 times worse if I’m not eating well, going to the gym, and taking some me time. SO THAT’S WHAT I HAVE TO DO. I know you’re...
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"I really love my boyfriend, but I literally spend...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Everyone needs me time and your boyf needs to respect that shit.
I’m for real. It doesn’t have to be a dramatic thing, but have the conversation again where you’re like ‘i seriously love you so much, i just wanna sit in my room and sing along to wicked and toot when my stomach tells me and eat cereal in bed even...
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"Im a nice person, and i try to be friendly and...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
If you say things like “your penis looks really cool” or “sweet vadge” or something, you’re prolly saying the wrong things…
Some people just want to think you’re flirting with them, so when you’re like ‘omg i love that sweater’ they just scream ‘STOP LEADING ME ON.’...
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Dannielle Says:
So, Janet (my cat), is afraid of her favorite cat toy. ONLY AT NIGHT THO. During the day she literally kills it all the time, but for some reason at night, the way this tiny stuffed jingly fish glimmers in the moonlight makes her lose her actual mind.
The night before last I heard a noise that can only be compared to a beached whale?? I’m assuming, fortunately I’ve...
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"My boyfriend doesn’t want to use a condom, any...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Don’t have sex with him.
Kristin Says:
Agree. No Condom = No Sex, you guys.
Here are some ways in which to not have sex with him:
-Say, “well, hopefully you have a really good imagination so that you can pretend we are having a really great sex when you are home alone in your bed tonight… “
-Loudly pronounce,...
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"I have horribly low self-esteem. As in, any time...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Do you remember that part in GREASE where someone told someone else that they would never be able to find love until they loved their own self? … you guys… that wasn’t GREASE but i know it was a musical and I don’t know which one… MEAN GIRLS? Who knows. the point is. YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF BEFORE ANYONE...
