May 2012
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Webcast 55, gaybeans! 1. i told a girl via poem that i like her and now things are awkward, help 2. my home environment is very unaccepting, what do i do?
May 24th
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"How do you deal with a bad haircut?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: omg. wear a hat? I don’t know. The worst haircut of my life was broadcast on TV in front of the entire world and I was like ‘WELP’ … PLUS KRISTIN CAVALLARI WAS THERE AND SHE PROBABLY THINKS I’M AN IDIOT NOW. ugh. listen, if all else fails, slick all your hair back and use a european accent, pretend...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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"How do I let go of my need for concrete answers...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I think you should let go of concrete answers because they don’t exist? When you ask yourself “How do I know this relationship will last forever” … you don’t. And that’s life. That’s literally all of life. Think about all the times you’ve asked someone ‘will this job last forever?’ or “will i get an a...
May 22nd
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May 20th
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Personal Post Paturday
Dannielle Says:  So, my future downstairs neighbor works for PAWS chicago…all i want is a dog. IT’S ALL I WANT. Apparently she fosters dogs on the reg and has four cats and her roommate is in the circus. Also, in my future, I will live 4 blocks from a Trader Joe’s… Do you guys know if all TJs have bad produce or if it’s just in New York? I mean, it’s okay if...
May 19th
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"How the hell am I supposed to be patient enough...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  Beats me. I’m convinced the right person doesn’t pop into your life until you’re like ‘WHEW I NEED TO BE SINGLE FOR A WHILE MY LAST GIRLF IS BEIN A FARTWAD AND I DONT WANNA EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN, START CALLIN ME SINGLE SALLY YALL’ and then all of a sudden a pretty girl who smells like candy...
May 18th
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May 17th
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"I know this is a pretty loaded question, but why...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I have a few things to say about this topic. I think we gaywads need to stop saying things like ‘heteronormative’ …bc like 1. you sound like an asshole. and 2. you’re literally reinforcing this thing you say you can’t stand. If you don’t think that it should be ‘the norm’ take a few steps...
May 16th
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"How do I know if I'm a whore? I've been called...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  Well, lucky for a lot of people a whore is defined as; 1. A woman who exchanges sexual acts for money  OR 2. A man who exchanges sexual acts for money So, if you identify anywhere in between ‘man’ and ‘woman’ you can exchange sexual acts for money AND LIVE A LABELESS LIFE. I feel like you would know if your job...
May 15th
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May 14th
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"I really like this girl and we've been making out...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  If I were you, I’d get out now because I know myself too well and I know I would just end up getting hurt. BUT I AM NOT YOU AND YOU COULD PROLLY BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ME. I don’t know, you guys. We are all so different and it’s so especial when it comes to these questions… I really didn’t want to say...
May 14th
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May 12th
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"What if God was one of us?"
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I think he’d be a nicely dressed black boy with glasses. He would live pretty simply. I imagine he’d have six shirts and three pairs of pants. One pair of comfy shoes and one pair of dress shoes. He’d have a real clean apartment and would live by himself, but have people over all the time.  He would probably wonder why...
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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"i'm not gay myself, but i do whatever i can to...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: Virginity is so weird bc like… it’s mostly a religious thing and I think in a lot of cases it just means an unmarried girl… which is weird bc like boys can be virgins and also what about girls who do it and are unmarried? like… what’s that about? Also, the word in general has changed over time bc basically if...
May 9th
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"hey, my girlfriend kinda smells sometimes. And...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says: Welp, this is awkward… If I were you, I would honestly not be able to deal with it. When Kristin leaves a granola bar wrapper in my car I have a meltdown… and yall… Kristin is NOT DIRTY AT ALL, she just thinks granola bar wrappers are biodegradable and great decoration. I would prolly break it to her in a cute way, like during a...
May 8th
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"how do i stop being so angry and annoyed all the...
-Question submitted by Anonymous — Dannielle Says:  I think being very self aware is the best way to do this…does that make sense? I think if you know exactly why you’re angry and why you’re annoyed and what things in your life are making you feel irritated. There was totally a point in my life where I felt super negative and people got on my nerves. I realized a huge...
May 7th
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Personal Post Palmostdead
Dannielle Says:  Last night was the first time in my life I legit thought I was about to be murdered. You guys, I can’t explain to you the room that Kristin, Sloan and I almost had to sleep in…but I can tell you this.. After we decided to leave the murder room, we were putting stuff in the car and heading to what we hoped would be safety and not an alternate universe where we were...
May 5th
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