May 2012
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"how do i get the five year old i babysit to stop...
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I think you should mix up some chilli and toothpaste and keep it in a cup and next time she says something run into the kitchen and make throw up noises and then pour the chillitoothpaste on the floor and when she runs in to see whats wrong you should just say ‘i threw up, cuz boys are gross’
Then, google chilli and...
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"So I came out to my mom in April (totally...
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Dannielle Says:
If this were me and my mother, i wouldn’t talk about it at all. Maybe your relaysh with your ma’ is totally different, but like..I wouldn’t want to deal with it.
Everyone has a different way of approaching important life things and I want to go ahead and say I am NOT AT ALL the best at it. For me, it’s more...
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"I need constant reassurance. When I text my gf a...
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Dannielle Says:
I think you should say all of your thoughts out loud. Thinking things and saying them are two totally different ball parks (sorry guys, i couldn’t think of what two different things they were, i went with ball parks…)
FOR EXAMPLE:
If you are thinking: ugh, she hasn’t texted me back, i wonder if she doesn’t want...
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"My girlfriend is religious and I don't believe in...
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Dannielle Says:
You find an even ground with respect.
Respect is underrated these days, we don’t have to have the same opinions you guys, we have to respect the fact that we are all totally diff.
It’s very hard to have a strong faith in something and hear someone you love say that they think your belief is silly. So, that’s a thing...
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WatchWebcast 55, gaybeans!
1. i told a girl via poem that i like her and now things are awkward, help 2. my home environment is very unaccepting, what do i do?
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"How do you deal with a bad haircut?"
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Dannielle Says:
omg. wear a hat?
I don’t know. The worst haircut of my life was broadcast on TV in front of the entire world and I was like ‘WELP’ … PLUS KRISTIN CAVALLARI WAS THERE AND SHE PROBABLY THINKS I’M AN IDIOT NOW. ugh.
listen, if all else fails, slick all your hair back and use a european accent, pretend...
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"How do I let go of my need for concrete answers...
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Dannielle Says:
I think you should let go of concrete answers because they don’t exist?
When you ask yourself “How do I know this relationship will last forever” … you don’t. And that’s life. That’s literally all of life. Think about all the times you’ve asked someone ‘will this job last forever?’ or “will i get an a...
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Personal Post Paturday
Dannielle Says:
So, my future downstairs neighbor works for PAWS chicago…all i want is a dog. IT’S ALL I WANT. Apparently she fosters dogs on the reg and has four cats and her roommate is in the circus. Also, in my future, I will live 4 blocks from a Trader Joe’s… Do you guys know if all TJs have bad produce or if it’s just in New York? I mean, it’s okay if...
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"How the hell am I supposed to be patient enough...
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Dannielle Says:
Beats me.
I’m convinced the right person doesn’t pop into your life until you’re like ‘WHEW I NEED TO BE SINGLE FOR A WHILE MY LAST GIRLF IS BEIN A FARTWAD AND I DONT WANNA EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN, START CALLIN ME SINGLE SALLY YALL’ and then all of a sudden a pretty girl who smells like candy...
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"I know this is a pretty loaded question, but why...
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Dannielle Says:
I have a few things to say about this topic. I think we gaywads need to stop saying things like ‘heteronormative’ …bc like 1. you sound like an asshole. and 2. you’re literally reinforcing this thing you say you can’t stand. If you don’t think that it should be ‘the norm’ take a few steps...
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"How do I know if I'm a whore? I've been called...
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Dannielle Says:
Well, lucky for a lot of people a whore is defined as; 1. A woman who exchanges sexual acts for money OR 2. A man who exchanges sexual acts for money
So, if you identify anywhere in between ‘man’ and ‘woman’ you can exchange sexual acts for money AND LIVE A LABELESS LIFE.
I feel like you would know if your job...
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"I really like this girl and we've been making out...
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Dannielle Says:
If I were you, I’d get out now because I know myself too well and I know I would just end up getting hurt. BUT I AM NOT YOU AND YOU COULD PROLLY BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ME. I don’t know, you guys. We are all so different and it’s so especial when it comes to these questions… I really didn’t want to say...
