PERSONAL POST PATURDAY

Dannielle Says: 

You guys… I’m sorry to bring everyone down, but Twilight comes out in a week…

NOW I KNOW I SHOULD BE GOING TO A SHOWING THAT STARTS AT 6 AND PLAYS ALL OF THE OTHER THREE BEFORE BREAKING DAWN BUT I CAN’T…Which is the worlds worst news of all time. 

Have you guys SEEN TWILIGHT WHEN EVERYONE SCREAMS BC JACOB TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF? It’s a pretty great and there are only two more times that that can happen. 

werewolf. abs. scream. 

It’s a part of OUR GENERATION, YOU GUYS… So, you have to do it if you haven’t, and if you have, you have to do it again. Also, why am I the only person on earth who wants to see Tower Heist?? Also, did you guys hear about this movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and the guy who played the hot twins from The Social Network? It’s called J. Edgar and apparently they kiss each other and like I WULD WATCH THAT. 

Knowwhatimean??

now i wanna watch brokeback mountain. 

Kristin Says:

Oh for reallllllll?! #leoandhottwinskissing

Since Dannielle just spouted all those words about movies and vampires and mountains and hot boys, ALL I AM THINKING ABOUT IS FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
You guys. 

Last night I watched four consecutive episodes while eating Oreo cookies with my cat.  Why? Simply because a) it is the best show EVER, and b) I want to have all of Tim Riggins’ babies immediately. 

IMMEDIATELY.

As if his gorgeous, Jordan Catalano-style hair and his muscles and sweet yet rugged eyes weren’t enough, last night HE HELPED A SEVEN YEAR OLD LEARN HOW TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST HIS BULLIES AND THEN REPAIRED THE BOY’S MOM’S BROKEN GUTTER AND THEN WATCHED BACK TO THE FUTURE WITH THEM AND THEY BOTH FELL ASLEEP ON HIS BROAD SHOULDERS AND THEN HE CARRIED THE SEVEN YEAR OLD TO BED.

So. 

I have a lot of feelings about this wonderful show and even though I bone ladies I would give it all up for Tim Riggins. Put that in your homosexual pipe and smoke it. 

Annnnyyywayyyy…to the six of you who haven’t watched the show, you should get on board. 

To the rest of you: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts!

…Can’t Lose!

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35 notes

  1. tiny-jewish-santa reblogged this from everyoneisgay and added:
    I CAN’T STOP GIGGLING. I should be packing. Instead I am reading everyoneisgay.com. I will go pack now.
  2. dopamineandnorepinephrine reblogged this from everyoneisgay and added:
    Put that in your homosexual pipe and smoke it.
  3. bearsandpocketsquares said: That guy’s name is Armie Hammer. :)
  4. kidnappinglowlifehuman said: To Danielle: Tower Heist is AWESOME. There was one point where the woman behind me screamed her butt off, I could not stop laughing.
  5. everyoneisgay posted this

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