-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

I think he’d be a nicely dressed black boy with glasses. He would live pretty simply. I imagine he’d have six shirts and three pairs of pants. One pair of comfy shoes and one pair of dress shoes. He’d have a real clean apartment and would live by himself, but have people over all the time. 

He would probably wonder why we are all so mean to each other. He would want to know why we take the time to say awful things to each other on twitter / facebook / tumblr and he wouldn’t understand why we were all in such a hurry all the time. I don’t think he’d be that good at twitter. I don’t think he’d go out to eat all the time. I don’t think he’d get angry very easily. I don’t think he’d hate anyone. 

I think it would be really easy to make him laugh. I think he’d fall in love relatively quickly. I think he’d treat everyone he met as if they were old friends. I think he’d give great hugs and think he would smile all the time. 

Kristin Says:

I think God would be genderqueer just like Jesus. #facts

I think God would wear flowy clothing made of linen, and then just when you thought you knew what was up, would arrive to your house wearing skinny jeans and a leather jacket and a Miles Davis t-shirt.

I’m pretty sure God would be HILARIOUS, and would be really excited to go see Rob Delaney at the Music Hall of Williamsburg with me this Saturday.

I’m also certain God would be on a magic carpet straight to North Carolina right now and would be like OH YEAH FOOLS?! {then shoot off a lightning bolt of power that doesn’t harm anyone but opens people’s eyes to ridiculous discriminatory acts}

If here today, y’all, God would fuck. shit. up. and say something like, “You all need to think using those brains I gave to you and stop pretending you know everything. Also, be kind to each other! Also, everyoneisgay.com for life. Boom.”