Dannielle Says: 

So, my future downstairs neighbor works for PAWS chicago…all i want is a dog. IT’S ALL I WANT. Apparently she fosters dogs on the reg and has four cats and her roommate is in the circus. Also, in my future, I will live 4 blocks from a Trader Joe’s… Do you guys know if all TJs have bad produce or if it’s just in New York? I mean, it’s okay if they do, everything else is great so it balances out PLUS there’s not a TJs close to me here and I prefer Rachel’s for purchasing fruits and veggies anyway so it works out… but I don’t think there’s a market close to my future home. 

Also, if there is a dog in my future, I wish to have him groomed at DOG-A-HOLICS… which is an actual doggy grooming SLASH day care in chicago…soooooooo

Also, I started watching The Office, how come no one ever forced me to watch it before now? It’s literally the funniest show on the planet. Also, I heard 30 rock is getting cancelled…who made THAT decision? That human prolly hangs out with whoever cancelled Pushing Daises and Arrested Development and United States of Tara and Friday Night Lights and FRIENDS and Samantha Who and My So-Called Life and Strangers with Candy…. omg the world is full of idiots. I can’t decide if it’s too many idiots watching TV or too many idiots controlling TV….WHY DID SO MANY GREAT TV SHOWS GET CANCELLED. MY LIFE IS OVER. 

Kristin Says:

I just found out recently that My So-Called Life got cancelled because Angela Chase AKA Claire Danes didn’t want to do it anymore, which made me REAL MAD at first because when I was a teenager I made a petition and had everyone at school sign it so that the network would keep the show… and they probably got my petition and thought, “what a stupid idiot, this isn’t even a network decision… i bet this idiot will never make anything of herself ever…” BUT I DID LOOK SEE I RUN MY OWN COMPANY YOU BIG ASSHOLES.

I’m not as angry anymore, though, because I am sure that Angela Chase AKA Claire Danes had her reasons. Also… I used to want to be Rayanne so fucking bad that I dyed my hair with a huge blonde streak to try to emulate her. Here is a side by side circa 1997:

…YOU ARE ALL WELCOME.