-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

I think you should mix up some chilli and toothpaste and keep it in a cup and next time she says something run into the kitchen and make throw up noises and then pour the chillitoothpaste on the floor and when she runs in to see whats wrong you should just say ‘i threw up, cuz boys are gross’

Then, google chilli and toothpaste:

Kristin Says:

That’s also a great way to slowly turn her into a lesbian - which is what gay people are all about, anyway. #tactics

Also, you could tell her that if you start dating her dad you won’t be able to be her babysitter anymore because you would possibly turn into her STEPMOM, and that she probably doesn’t want you to be her STEPMOM because you would make her bologna and ketchup sandwiches for lunch everyday.

Also, you should scream STEPMOM every time you say it, as suggested by my caps lock.