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Dannielle Says: 

Dump her… OMG I’M KIDDING YOU GUYS. What you need to do is show her this question and be like ‘see how i’m not joking? It really does bother me’ and she’ll probably be like… ‘did you tell anyone this was you bc that’s SUPER embarrassing’ and you’ll be like ‘no i didn’t IT’S ANONYMOUS.’ and then you guys can talk about how the internet isn’t acutally anonymous at all because everything can be traced by to your IP address and also if you sign into google at any point while you’re surfing they web, they track every single letter you type… 

What was I saying?

…underwear… I don’t think that’s cool AT ALL, I also would be like ‘TAKE. MY BRA. OFF. YR BOOBS. NOW’ and I’d probably go buy a new bra and hide it so she couldn’t steal it. Whew. For some reason this question is wearing me out (get it? wearing?). Talk to her again, and this time say ‘listen, this isn’t at all the worst thing in the world, but it really does bother me and I’m afraid that if you don’t stop it’ll just bubble up inside my soul and one day I’ll yell at you because I’m so angry and I really don’t want to do that’ and then she’ll say ‘ok’ and you’ll say ‘now lets talk about google’

Kristin Says:

You should probably explain it to her in a way that’s like “Hey, BOOBTHIEF (but call her by her name, which I assume is not BOOBTHEIF), I love you and I love sharing with you, but since our bodies and boobs are different shapes and I am particular about some things, is it cool if we don’t share things like bras and PANTIES?” She will likely a) understand once you explain and b) giggle at the word panties.

What I really wanted to tell you was to line the insides of your bras with double sided tape and when she’s like, “OMG MY NIPPLES ARE STUCK,” you just raise your eyebrows and say, “Sorry. I guess you never know what’s going to happen when you don’t wear your own bras…”