-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

1. When you see her across the room, catch her eye, point to your boobs and give her a thumbs up.

2. Say “Did you catch the L Word last week” and if she says ‘no, was it any good’ THEN SHE IS NOT GAY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THE L WORD HASN’T BEEN ON TV FOR YEARS.

3. Pass her a note that says “bffe or make outs? circle one” and if she circles bffe don’t try to make out with her. 

4. Ask her what her favorite everyone is gay webcast is and if she says ‘whats that’ show her THIS and then make out. we will turn her gay for you. 

5. Start wearing a patch that says ‘i’m secretly gay’ on your backpack… let her make the first move.

Kristin Says:

1. Say, “Hey, what came first the chicken or the egg?” and then before she responds shout, “DEPENDS ON IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME OR NOT AM I RIGHT?!”

2. Read her BODY LANGUAGE #sick. Please refer to this “how to tell if someone wants to make out with you by how they giggle with you” instructional video.

3. Softly hum three different Tegan and Sara songs in succession. If she never interrupts you, she wants to make out with you. If she says, “what are you humming,” say, “Tegan and Sara” and then pucker your lips REALLY DRAMATICALLY and sit there until she kisses you. If she doesn’t kiss you, return to humming until you complete all three songs.

4. Draw a picture of her face and give it to her, and say, “That is a picture of you that I made, where you want to make out with me but I can’t tell because you haven’t actually made out with me. Sometimes life is confusing just like art.”