“I get cranky anytime my boyfriend refuses my advances for sex. How do I deal with this?”

-Question submitted by Anonymous

Dannielle Says: 

Go to sleep and try again tomorrow… 

Kristin Says: 

Remember: him not wanting to travel to Boneville with you on Tuesday doesn’t mean he doesn’t love the tourist attractions and lavish accommodations that exist there. He just may have his mind elsewhere, and will likely be thrilled to join you on an incredible Boneville vacation on Wednesday.

NOW. If he only likes to VACATION once a month and that isn’t how you roll, you should probably have a conversation where you talk about your differences and find a way to meet somewhere in the middle (GET IT?! IN THE MIDDLE?! LIKE BONING?!)

If you are just cranky because he doesn’t want to VACATION all the time, then I think you need to make yourself a tropical cocktail of patience, trust and pineapple juice.

#COCKTAILS #GETIT

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  1. kiddoskrunch reblogged this from everyoneisgay and added:
    best. advice. ever.
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  3. howcantyou said: Hahahaha and I just did the 69th note. Omg, you guys are funny.
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    This metaphor made me laugh more than it should have.
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  8. insomnialy said: #boneville
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