Dannielle Says: 

So, Janet (my cat), is afraid of her favorite cat toy. ONLY AT NIGHT THO. During the day she literally kills it all the time, but for some reason at night, the way this tiny stuffed jingly fish glimmers in the moonlight makes her lose her actual mind. 

The night before last I heard a noise that can only be compared to a beached whale?? I’m assuming, fortunately I’ve never had to come in contact with such distress, but I’m pretty sure my cat made those exact noises. I’ll try to type them for you.. Please pretend it is 3 in the morning and you are sound asleep…

Janet: MRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
(pause)
Janet: MMMEEEEERRRRRRRRNNNNN
(pause)
Janet: MWOOOOOOORRRAAARRRRRGGHHH

So, this continues for about 10 mins before you walk into the office area of your home only to discover your cat sitting straight up, no harm in sight, looking down at her favorite toy… you say, “janet?” she looks up at you like nothing has ever felt more right in her life and just says “yeow!” and you go back to bed, only to have her terrified of her own jingle toy 25 minutes later…. my life you guys… 

Kristin Says:

Since this is an official personalpost-tellyourownstory-day, I sat down and thought, “What is something that has happened to me recently that I can remember because of how weird/funny/whatever it was?”

I am really sorry for the thing I thought of, but I am going with it:

Two days ago I was in SoHo and saw a lady walking down Prince Street with her husband and two children. She was in a very fancy, SoHo-fashion type of dress. As I crossed the street she looked me directly in the eyeballs and then HIKED HER DRESS UP SO AS TO MAKE WAY FOR HER TO SCRATCH WHAT WAS APPARENTLY AN INCONSOLABLE ITCH ON HER VAGINA.

SHE ITCHED HER VAGINA WHILE WITH HER FAMILY WHILE LOOKING INTO MY EYES.

That is all.