-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

If you say things like “your penis looks really cool” or “sweet vadge” or something, you’re prolly saying the wrong things…

Some people just want to think you’re flirting with them, so when you’re like ‘omg i love that sweater’ they just scream ‘STOP LEADING ME ON.’ You know? I think you should continue to being exactly who you are and don’t worry about fools bein foolish. 

Not only is there nothing wrong with being nice to everyone, there’s nothing wrong with being a little flirty… LIVE YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOUR LIFE IS TO BE LIVED. 

Kristin Says:

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN I DON’T SAY ‘SWEET VADGE.’

Seriously, though. Let me tell you something about flirting. If someone wants to you to flirt with ‘em… bitch gonna think you flirtin’ with her even if you ask for some salt for your french fries.

Dannielle is right: you do you. Be nice, and if someone is like, “OOOOH GIRL, COME ON KISS ME WITH ALL THAT FLIRTING YOU’VE BEEN DOING,” you need to be like, “Oh man! I think you are great but I was honestly just asking if you were Team Jacob or Team Edward - I didn’t mean to accidentally flirt!”

Legit flirting includes: rapid eyelash motion, puckering lip faces, gentle arm touching, winking (unless you are me because my winks look like a bug is in my eye), saying ‘we should totally do it,’ saying ‘do you wanna do it with me,’ or saying ‘i’m totally flirting with you right now.’

If you aren’t doing any of those things, then no one can convict you of flirting in the high court of law.