Dannielle Says:

Stay TF away. 

I know it’s hard, you met this girl, you like this girl, she’s sweet to you, blah blah blah. If she cared about you, respected you and wanted to be with you…

She would do just that. She obviously isn’t a quality catch. She doesn’t respect her girl enough to call it off with you and she doesn’t like you enough to call it off with her girl. If you’re at the period in your life where you just WANT to be jerked around by a total douchebucket, go for it, continue to text her back and feel shitty while you SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT AND SHE IS COMFORTED BY A CUTE GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE IS PROLLY PICTURING YOUR FACE WHILE HITTIN IT… you know?

I just got dramatic for no reason. To be totally HONEST with you, she probably really likes being liked by you. She’s probably lost some fire with her girl, and wants to keep you around in case they break up again. That’s not fair to you or her girl. I mean, put yourself in her girl’s sitch. That would fucking blow. Don’t let her take advantage of you just because she’s cool and can mix two songs on her ipod.

Also, I really hope you’re talking about Samatha Ronson.

Kristin Says: 

Well, I really hope you are talking about Carmen from The L Word.

As I would imagine that you are not speaking about Carmen, I am going to agree with Dannielle (who is so feisty today #ilikeit) and second the motion to ditch the DJ.  We all go through a time in our life when our head is totally up our ass and we imagine that the reality of the situation is not at all the reality, and we are like ‘OMG WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DRAMA IN MY LIFE,” and I totally get if that is where you are right now…but we are spelling out reality for you here:

This girl is trouble.  

She likes you, she likes her girl, she wears big headphones and probably glistens with dew behind the turntables while playing “Party in the USA,” and I understand how this is HARD FOR YOU.  If you feel like scripting your own personal sitcom with tears and yelling and heartache, I am sure she could provide you with the soundtrack.  Otherwise, back away.*

*If you ARE talking about Carmen from The L Word, please disregard all of the above advice and just HIT THAT SHIT.

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