September 3, 2012

What’s the best way to reject someone without being rude or mean? There’s this guy who sits next to me in study hall who continuously flirts with me, and I’ve already made it clear I’m not interested, but he just keeps doing it while I’m trying to do my work.

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

Here is what I would do (also, for this exercise your name is Cynthia Sandwich):

1. Buy a Blank Folder.

2. Next time you are in study hall, get out a pencil and blank folder.

3. Begin to draw hearts.

4. In the hearts write “CYNTHIA SANDWICH + HAYDEN PATEENDINARE”

5. Draw MRS. PATENDINAIRE in clouds/hearts/trees all over said folder.

6. Sigh really heavily like you are in love until the boy looks over and sees your art work.

7. Draw boobs.

Kristin Says:

Alternately, you could:

1. Tell him that you’ve been known to fall for people who are able to successfully make it through two consecutive years of not hitting on you.

2. Explain to him that you have a very, very serious relationship with your cat, who has begun to get extremely jealous and angry toward these advances.

3. Start wearing an engagement ring and propping up a picture at your desk of this woman:

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What’s the best way to reject someone without being rude or mean? There’s this guy who sits next to me in study hall who continuously flirts with me, and I’ve already made it clear I’m not interested, but he just keeps doing it while I’m trying to do my work.

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