-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

If I were you, I’d quite literally say, “Dude, no offense but even if you were flaming gay I wouldn’t hit on you” and when she’s like ‘LOL YES YOU WUD’ you can look at her really seriously and say “i think you’re super gross” 

and then when she cries because you’re the meanest friend she’s ever had, you can hold her tight and say ‘there, there, what did we learn about thinking every bi sexual wants to bone you?’

That’s the only way she’ll learn. 

Kristin Says:

I think, moving forward, that every time a boy walks into the room (or general area), you should grab her arm very dramatically and shout, “A BOY JUST WALKED IN, BE RESPECTFUL AND PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.” Then run over to the boy and try to protect him from her inevitable advances while whispering loudly in her direction, “KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.”

Hopefully she will get the point.