“I met literally, without exaggeration, the most attractive man I have ever seen in my life today in a college class, and we became fast friends. I don’t want a relationship with him, since I already have a boyfriend who I love dearly, but I am actually incapable of getting over how ridiculously good looking he is. How do I get over all of his attractive qualities, habits, and looks (oh my god his looks) and see him as a platonic friend, instead of swooning?”

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

Picture him pooping. 

Kristin Says:

Ask him if you can take a picture of him holding a sign that says, “Kittens are ugly and so is your mom,” and then put it in the from part of your wallet. Every time you look at him and start to swoon, look at the picture and remember HE CAN’T BE CUTE IF HE THINKS KITTENS ARE UGLY.

#suspendeddisbelief

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  7. harnentashen said: its impossible. you could imagine him being a really cruel person or doing something thats a pet peeve of yours like picking his nose or something but honestly. all that you can do is lie to yourself and to him and pretend that you arent attracted.
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  12. rreelah said: wow primesonic whats ur damage
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    LOL this will come in handy

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