“I keep having dreams where I’m dating a beautiful girl and then half way through she turns into an animal. Obviously I stop making out with her once she’s a cat, or a dog, or in one instance a shark, but she always tries wicked hard to keep macking on me and I’m always like, ‘Oh no, erm, see, I got you this kitty/dog/shark bed to sleep in instead?’ and I’m left riddled with guilt. ANALYZE THAT!”

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

It means you’re afraid to get too close. Once you do, you’ll afraid it’ll turn into something you don’t understand. You meet someone you really like, you have a nice time for a while, but when things start to morph into something more, you’d rather just put it to bed AKA stop it where it is bc you’re AFRAID OF TRUE LOVE. 

OPEN YOUR HEART.

Kristin Says:

It means that your cat/dog/shark is meowing while you are sleeping and ruining what could have been a great sex dream.

Filed under advice beautiful girl cats dogs true love shark sex

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