-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

Is this question about Tegan and Sara? 

Listen, you should call her bc this is hilarious. And if you call her and say ‘here’s the thing, your sister gave me your number bc I think you’re the only gay person she knows…’ she will laugh hysterically. ALSO THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT ‘HOW WE MET’ STORY. Ugh, you’re so lucky. 

Honestly, if I were you, I’d text her and say ‘you sister gave me your number bc she thought we should get coffee or something and talk about being gay together… is that weird’ BECAUSE EVEN IF she’s like ‘uh.. that is kind of weird’ you can be like ‘i thought so too, but YOLO, you know?’ and if she’s like ‘LOL SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT’ you can be like ‘LOL YOLO’ … you know? 

Kristin Says:

I feel like I have watched one too many Lifetime movies, because after I laughed hysterically at this situation I froze in my tracks and was like, OMG WHAT IF SHE IS JUST TELLING YOU SHE HAS A TWIN BECAUSE SHE LIVES A DOUBLE LIFE AND SOMETIMES SHE IS GAY TWIN AND OTHERTIMES SHE IS STRAIGHT TWIN.

That probably isn’t the case, but if it is I can’t wait for the made-for-TV movie.

Also yes yes yes yes you have to call her. Just say, “hi, my name YOURNAME and I met your sister the other day and thought she was really cute and NORMALLY that would be awkward but turns out she looks exactly like you (via BIOLOGY) and she thought I should give you a call because you are a big gaywad like myself. So. Hi. Want to get a coffee and laugh about this whole thing together?”

Do it. Tell us what happens. I need to know.