-Question submitted by Leztryagain

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Dannielle Says: 

omg. hahah. 

Yo’ bad.

You should literally just walk up to her and say ‘iiiiii am an idiot and if you’ll have me, i’d like to start over.’ Chances are, if you’re bein’ real cute, she’ll let you have a second chance… and also this story is hilarious so when you tell her that you looked her up and felt like a moron she will laugh. 

UNLESS SHE IS AN IDIOT AND MEAN IN WHICH CASE GOOD RIDDINS! 

Flirt with her the same way you’d flirt with someone who isn’t a celeb. Like imagine you made a complete idiot of yourself in a different way…you saw the cutie again and you were like ‘I WAS AN IDIOT BUT I’M NOT ANYMORE’ … right?

You guys, I don’t know how to flirt.

Kristin Says:

HAHAHA. First of all, I have decided that you were flirting with Taylor Swift, so from here forward that is what I am going to advise you on. You said “HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE TAYSWIFT,” and she was like, “I AM TAYSWIFT,” and you were like, “HAHAHA SURE YOU ARE WELL I AM A BIG FAN WINK WINK,” and then you looked up TaySwift on IMDB (#iguessthatmakesnosense) and you realized the err of your ways and here we are today in your #LAlife.

So. Next time you see TaySwift you simply walk over to her and be like, “So, turns out that all of that laughing and winking about you not actually being TaySwift was one of the many moments in my short life where I have made a total fool of myself. So, my sincerest apologies and congratulations on being the real, actual, twitter-verified version of yourself.” THEN SHE WILL LAUGH.

Then you should strike up conversation about something relevant (ie: ask her if she will ever get back together with that last guy she dated), and just be yourself.

Everyone loves to laugh, and everyone understands being a bozo. Even celebs. If it doesn’t go well GIVE HER MY NUMBER.