Personal Post Paturday

Dannielle Says:

Let’s have a conversaysh about being a grown up. First and foremost, tipping movers is ridiculously awkward. It’s literally the exact same feeling I had when I was in the public bathroom with one of my teachers and we were washing our hands at the same time. WHAT DO I SAY?!?

Second, I’m like obsessed with living in my new place. It feels like I’m playing house. I’m like THIS APARTMENT IS WAY TOO WONDERFUL AND CUTE IT CAN’T BE REAL. you kno?

Thirdlyiest, I’m also obsessed with rite-aid. YALL KNOW ABOUT THESE DOLLAR DAYS??? It’s legit an issue I’m having. I’ve easily spent 200$ there in like a week. Which is okay bc when kristin did my budget she gave me extra skrilla for moving, nontheLESS I’m inching toward getting right back in debt. ##thanksriteaid

And last but not least, I own an espresso machine.
#whatever

Kristin Says:

HAHAHA.  I totally did Dannielle’s budget. In google docs it is called “Budgey.”  She named it.

I don’t have too much time to write my Personal Post Paturday today because my parents have taken Brooklyn by storm, and we are going to go buy vegetables and laugh at my Mom while she spends all the money my Dad doesn’t have on antiques that she doesn’t need.

In other familial news, I awoke at 8am this morning to a series of texts from my sister that read as follows:

11:22PM Got promoted. It’s Erin’s birthday. Going to Vegas. If I die, just know I am happy as fuck.

4:28AM There is a giant Pharoah statue.  And a really big gold lion…A REALLY BIG GOLD LION STATUE.  This is the best thing I have ever seen.

8:10AM Are you awake? I am.

It would help to know that Alyson’s favorite thing to do is to steal statues…so like, I would prepare yourself for a photo of her in handcuffs beside a big lion sometime in the near future.  Also, her roommate Erin who is with her has told Alyson that there are cameras EVERYWHERE (which is probably true) to dissuade from impending arrest.

So, I buy zucchini while Alyson steals 175lb lion statues in Vegas.  Seems about right.

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