Anonymous asked: Is it weird to be a girl. Yet I only like anal sex? What does that make me?
Ok, I don’t want to start this out by telling you to watch TV, but my first thought was MTV’S NEW SHOW AWKWARD…bc there was an episode where this girl wanted to take her boyf to bone-town, but she was all abstinent bc she was tryna get to heaven, but THEN SHE FOUND GOD’S BLINDSPOT and told her boyf he could take her be-hyman…..SOOOOO THAT HAPPENED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION…just saying.
You like what you like. I bet there are billions of boys who are really excited to put their YOUKNOW in your WHATSUP, soooo that’s exciting for you.
I dunno what to tell you, we’re all made differently and we all like different shit. I’m sure that you get shit for liking buttsecs, but here is the thing.
be comfortable with you.
i honest to boobs mean it when i say we all like different sexi things, and although the word ‘anal’ makes me laugh for 5 minutes straight, it is not bc it’s wrong or weird or stupid, it’s bc i am twelve and the word ‘vaginal’ makes me laugh just as hard, if not harder. This will happen, no matter who you are or what you like, we are all different and some people will be like ‘WHAT YOU LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE FLICKS YOUR TOES’ and the next person will be like ‘ON MAN I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE FLICKS MY TOES’
you. are. normal. (or whatever, normal doesn’t exist, but you get it)
That makes you a girl who likes to have anal sex.
I remember a few months ago we had someone write in who was like, ‘Yo, I am a girl but I like MTFs and I also eat bananas, is there a name for that?’ Okay, that isn’t REALLY what she asked, but it was damn near close and I was like, SAY WHAT? There doesn’t need to be a category that fits all of your exact likes/wants/desires for you to punch your time card in as a human being.
You guys. Butts are sensitive like hoohas are sensitive like boobs are sensitive like backs of necks are sensitive like SO MANY BODY PARTS are sensitive. Just because in health class your teacher told you, ‘This is a hooha and the peenie goes here and a baby comes out and then you get a mortgage,’ does NOT mean that you shouldn’t explore what feels good to you, and then do that thing.
I say rock out with your butt sex (#useprotection) if that is what makes you feel good. If anyone tells you there is something wrong with you, tell them they are just afraid of butts and Kristin says that it is also okay to not like butt sex, and that JESUS SAYS DON’T PASS JUDGEMENT.
They will be so overwhelmed with the fact that you used Jesus as a way of defending butt sex that they won’t even know what hit ‘em.