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  • "I am starting a new job that I’m really excited about! But I’m also terrified of beginning at a new place!!!!!! What do you guys do to calm your nerves? Hep meh!"

    - Question submitted by Anonymous

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  • "Based on your abilities to make a break-up playlist, I’m assuming you’d build a fantastic make out / doing it playlist?? CAN THAT HAPPEN I WANT TO ROMANCE A FEMALE."

    - Question submitted by Anonymous

  • "My dad is really homophobic and says queer boys are bad but queer girls are okay because they’re hot. I’m struggling with whether to come out or not as bisexual because of him. I don’t want to come out because I don’t want my dad to see me as hot plz respond"

    - Question submitted by Anonymous

  • "Any advice for dorm room shopping?"

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  • "Is it weird to identify as gay and still get turned on by straight people making out?"

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  • "So I think I may be inheriting a cat. He’s the cutest thing in the whole world (sorry Janet, better luck next time) and I can’t wait. Problem is, I’ve never owned a cat. What’s the first thing I should know about these adorable furry children?"

    - Question submitted by Anonymous

    Dannielle Says: 

    Janet has declined to comment. 

    You need to know that when they get mad they’ll pee on your freshly washed clothes. You need to know that when they are sick they poop right outside of the litter box. You need to know that cats only meow to communicate with humans. You need to know that if they are peeing everywhere, being really mean, scratching/biting, etc it is for a reason… the cat is not just an asshole, there is something else going on. Play with your cat, keep your house clean, don’t neglect the litter box, make good filter choices when posting an instagram. 

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    Kristin Says:

    I don’t know that there’s much more… but let’s see…

    Get a good cat-brush, it’s their favorite thing. Start with that pine-natural litter bc it’s way better than the clumping kind but once they use the clumping kind they freak the f*ck out if you try to change it. Give them food that isn’t full of gross by-products… bc, gross. Get them a collar that has your phone number on it and stuff. Trey (my cat) has gotten out on the city streets not once but TWICE, and the first time he had no collar and I almost had an actual heart attack and, as a part of his search-and-rescue, I forced a politician riding a float to tell everyone on his bullhorn that there was a missing cat. No joke. A collar works far better. Also, check out vet options…ASPCA is pretty rad and affordable. OH AND GET THE TOYS ON A STRING THAT SQUEAK AND OMG IF YOU CAN GET SHELVES THAT THEY CAN CLIMB AND CARDBOARD BOXES. Cats love nothing more than tiny places to smush themselves and high places to dangle from.

    Sorry for saying dangle.
    OMG name your cat dangle?!

    Bye.

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