“I keep having dreams where I’m dating a beautiful girl and then half way through she turns into an animal. Obviously I stop making out with her once she’s a cat, or a dog, or in one instance a shark, but she always tries wicked hard to keep macking on me and I’m always like, ‘Oh no, erm, see, I got you this kitty/dog/shark bed to sleep in instead?’ and I’m left riddled with guilt. ANALYZE THAT!”

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

It means you’re afraid to get too close. Once you do, you’ll afraid it’ll turn into something you don’t understand. You meet someone you really like, you have a nice time for a while, but when things start to morph into something more, you’d rather just put it to bed AKA stop it where it is bc you’re AFRAID OF TRUE LOVE. 

OPEN YOUR HEART.

Kristin Says:

It means that your cat/dog/shark is meowing while you are sleeping and ruining what could have been a great sex dream.

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“How do you deal with a bad haircut?”

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

omg. wear a hat?

I don’t know. The worst haircut of my life was broadcast on TV in front of the entire world and I was like ‘WELP’ … PLUS KRISTIN CAVALLARI WAS THERE AND SHE PROBABLY THINKS I’M AN IDIOT NOW. ugh.

listen, if all else fails, slick all your hair back and use a european accent, pretend it’s a character study you have to do for a class. 

And always remember:

 

Kristin Says:

I’ve found that adding one million and seven bobby pins in various locations can change a bad haircut into ‘THAT PERSON IS SO CUTE AND QUIRKY’ pretty easily.

Also, headbands and hats.

Also, you could be a total badass and just shave your head.

Also, bad haircuts are totally in right now. #hipsters

Lastly, if you have enough hair left to do this, I think you could bring it back in style:

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Seeing The Forest For The Trees (a rap about cats) - Krannielle 

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