Attn: California

Below you will find a list of items that you should acquire, so that you can outlast all of the other f*cking idiots on the planet. 

Please begin by finding/buying/stealing a small backpack, preferably waterproof. Use it to hold your supplies.

LIST OF SURVIVING TOOLS:

1. two small flashlights.
2. gum. because, it’s good. 
3. madlibs. for boredom when everyone else is dead. 
4. five gallons of water for your apartment (you can get them in shifts bc they are heavy) & one small water bottle for the backpack. 
5. energy bars. 
6. crank radio. 
7. batteries for the flashlights & crank radio. 
8. pencils & paper. also for boredom. 
9. mountain dew and sour patch kids. for when you really need your focus. 
10. glow sticks. for end of the world raves and power outages. 
11. pocket knife. for hunting small animals when shit hits the fan. 
12. first aid kit. 
13. duct tape. 
14. blow up raft. 
15. seven lighters.
16. a poncho.
17. a copy of the hunger games. for survival techniques.

May the odds be ever in your favor*,

Kristin & Dannielle

*if you don’t already, you will understand the above reference once the world ends and you read The Hunger Games