Oh, this?  It’s just a video compilation of some of our favorite moments from the past year of making webcasts for you all.  Why? Because of the thing we’re about to type below…

Webcast Hiatus! Next Thursday, September 15th, will be our last webcast until our tour completes at the end of October!  We will still be posting videos of our tour adventures, and we are certain that they will still contain lipsyncing, but we will not return to our regularly scheduled webcasts until Thursday, November 10th. 

BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!


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Dannielle Says: 

This STRAIGHT pisses me off. 

I want to just rant about how he’s molding the brains of our youth to think like total idiots, but i’ll try to actually HALP u, you know? I totally get your burning desire to stand up for what you believe in and not be pushed around and to be treated like an adult and to change the minds of those who are ‘in charge’ when they’re being total morons. BUT I ALSO totally get that you could do all of those things and get totally fucked over in the end. 

When I was a senior in college we had this professor that thought he was gods gift to everything and never treated any of us with any respect. He would literally not show up to class, with no warning, at least once a week. He didn’t support or offer guidance to any of us and told me I was stupid for thinking I could move to chicago and have any success…so, I stood up to him. For every day he didn’t show up to class, I didn’t show up. When he threatened me and asked me if I needed the credit to graduate I told him I didn’t and i was hoping to actually learn from him. When he said I was stupid for moving to Chicago I asked him what the point of staying in NC was…Then he failed me. I literally had an F in my acting class…sooooo……

BUT. Not 8 months later, I was TEACHING ACTING TO KIDS IN CHICAGO AND GETTING PAID FOR IT. ##sohecansuckmydick  

The point is, you could stand up to him, you could say ‘you’re being a douche’ and he could fail you. BUT YOU COULD ALSO, go to your principal (if you’re in high school) or your dean (if you’re in college) and be straight up with them, you can’t actually learn in this environment and you’re going to that school bc you WANT to, bc you WANT to learn and not because you want to feel afraid to speak up in your classroom. You being a gay lady has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that this guy is sexist, homophobic, and a horrible influence on everyone he comes in contact with. 

Kristin Says:

Hell to the yes.  Just because you are a student and he is a teacher does not ever mean that you should sit back and let this douchebag spout off a bunch of ignorant bullshit.  Screw the stereotypical power balances, as a student you are just as much a human being as any teacher, and there is a good chance that you are smarter than a shit ton of them (no offense, teachers, but you know what I mean).

Write down what he says, and put a date next to each and every ignorant statement that comes out of his stupid, ugly mouth for a few weeks.  Then, take that notebook to your principal.  Tell your principal that you feel this teacher is demeaning to women and heterosexist, and explain why you feel that way.

Sure, it might be uncomfortable if you have to then sit in class with this guy and he has now gotten in trouble from his boss because of your efforts, but you know what?  The school year is almost over, and you are paving the way for very important change.  Your action might make this guy keep his shitty remarks to himself, and if he doesn’t and someone else speaks up, he will be that much closer to getting canned.

If you need a little extra bravery, just imagine Dannielle and I sitting on your shoulders (light, paper mache versions of us, so as to not break your back), chanting, “Down with Mr. Douchenozzle! Rainbows and Fireflies for the win! Teenagers are people too! Boo-ya!”

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Dannielle Says: 

I think I’m going crazy…or losing my brain…or something. 

It’s like, I came here to start posting this and I accidentally signed into littleroadmonster.tumblr.com and then i just STARED AT THE DASHBOARD…I didn’t scroll down, I didn’t click anything, I just STARED at it like ‘what was i gonna do again?’ and then finally remembered I needed to sign into this account. So, I did, then I forgot what I was going to write about…so now here we are… 

Me, losing my mind slowly, but surely…You know when you’re like ‘i need a pen in order to finish this work-related paper,’ so you walk into the kitchen bc you just remembered there is a pen you left on the counter. Then you get to the kitchen and you look around and you’re like ‘what was i looking for’ and for some reason you’re like ‘maybe it was in the fridge’ and you open the fridge and you see a leftover fajita…then you put it on a plate and heat it up…then you go to the living room and start to watch Jersey Shore…then you fall asleep on the couch with half a fajita falling out of your mouth…then you wake up in a panic b/c it’s 930pm and you haven’t finished your work, so you run to your room like ‘FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK’ and you start to do it…then you can’t find a pen and you’re like ‘THAT’S WHY I WENT TO THE KITCHEN GGRRRRRRRRRAAARGGGGHHHHHH’ ..and you go to the kitchen to get the pen and it’s not there and you all of a sudden remember you put it back in your bag…so like…the pen was in the bag next to your feet in your room the whole time??

Like that….that is my life right now…constantly eating fajitas and never remembering where my pens are. 

Side note: I don’t remember the last time I had an actual fajita. 

Kristin Says:

HAHAHA.  That is my life every single day, and I am so glad that Dannielle is now either getting old enough or distracted enough to share in my misery.  Yesterday I went into the bathroom when I got to work and took off my shoes.  Then I looked down at my shoes and was like, ‘Wait. What?”

I just thought of what I want to tell you all: In exactly two weeks I will be rolling up to some big arena in New Orleans and shouting out, “YO WHERE IS THE RED-HEADED LESBIAN IN THIS PIECE,” and Dannielle is going to turn to Lady Gaga and be like, “Excuse me Gagaknees, the best girl on planet Earth just got here,” and then we are going to run in slow motion towards each other while the song “reeeeunited aaaaand itttt feeeeeels so goooooood” blasts over invisible speakers.

In other words: IT IS ONLY FOURTEEN MORE DAYS UNTIL I SEE DANNIELLE, AND THEN I AM GOING TO GO FORT LAUDERDALE WITH HER FOR TWO DAYS, AND WE ARE GOING TO MAKE TWO NEW WEBCASTS FOR ALL OF YOU, AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A BLAST AND RAINBOWS WILL COVER THE WHOLE STATE OF FLORIDA AND IT WILL RAIN GLITTER AND ALL THE ALLIGATORS WILL SING ELTON JOHN SONGS.

#fourteendays #getreadyflorida

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