-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

Now this shit is funny. 

You should probably ask her out on a date when her head is between your legs.

Orrrrrr you should say “actually I date ladies” and when she peaks up at you from betwixt your legs wink at her with one of those full face winks. You know the wink where you open your whole mouth and tilt your head down with one eye closed. 

Orrrr you could also not say anything bc like, how close are you guys really? You know? 

Kristin Says:

Ohhhhhhkay.

Listen, can we talk for a few seconds about how people should not be asking you about your love life whilst ripping small hairs out of your vaginaplace???!

I feel like this should just be standard vaginaplace etiquette.

Now that we’ve covered proper etiquette, let’s deal with how to handle this nosy waxer. I agree with Dannielle. Why this bitch be up in your grill?! The lady who tugs your hairs doesn’t need to know who you bone if you don’t want her to, okay?  If you feel like being honest, just say it and make it REALLY AWKWARD so that it’s REALLY FUNNY, which is what I do with everything in life…and if you don’t want to deal with it, just scream really really loudly every time she asks you about boyfriends, even though she hasn’t even put the wax on you yet.

She’ll get the idea.

#pavlovsbell